Riddles for Adults

The best riddles for adults on the internet.

Shave Question

Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

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In love

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

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I’m In The Book, But Not On Any Leaf

I'm in the book, but not on any leaf;
I'm in the mouth, but not in lip or teeth;
I'm in the atmosphere, but never in the air;
I wait on every one, but never on a pair;
I am with you wherever you may go;
And every thing you do I'm sure to know;
Though when you did it I should not be there,
Yet when 'twas done, you'd find me in the chair.

What am I?

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Movie time

If you go to the movies and you're paying, is it cheaper to take one friend to the movies twice, or two friends to the movies at the same time?

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Which way

If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?

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